Okay, I know Bea's only 19 months old and the Pacific has a relentless rip tide, but do we really need to put our little surfer girl on a leash?
"Oh yeah, Daddy? If all the other kids jumped off a cliff, would you follow?"
No Mama. No.
Safety first. That's the rule.
Mercy, no leash hinders Bea's unleashed love of sea and spray. Oh, how she digs the water. Giggling and jumping and squealing and krumping.
Have you ever been in the Pacific on the Monterey Bay? It's really friggin' cold -- 55 degrees cold.
But back to the leash. Doesn't it remind you of this SNL skit?
Yes, Mama. Safety first. No chocolate.