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Sunday, November 8, 2009

The primordial wild-eyed gyrations of nonsensical screech and howl.


They've started. The primordial wild-eyed gyrations of nonsensical screech and howl.

Temper tantrums.

Amy tried to tell me they started this week when I was at a conference, but I kinda half-listened like the good husband I am.

We have a shelf of small pictures that Beatrice loves to look at and point, saying "dat" like "what's that". She really wanted one in particular earlier this week and so gave it to her and then Bea proceeded to whack Mama right on the upper lip.

Mama took picture frame away. Baby melted down. For a long time.

So Saturday morning Amy's cleaning the kitchen and I've got Bea trapped in book world and toy land (what used to be our living room). We use her bouncy to block the small passage from living room to dining room, in between the couch and the cuddle chair.

A couple of weeks ago Bea figured out how to break out, but we wedged it in even further to prevent passage.

Bea wanted to get to Mama in the kitchen and she'll wanted it now. She wriggled as far as she could between bouncy and couch, but I thwarted her efforts by dragging her back into the thunderdome.

Melt. Down. Shriek.

Her face beamed bright red and her Harry Potter scar glowed so intensely I frantically looked around to ensure there were no wands within reach.

I tried to console, I tried to misdirect, I tried to tie her to railroad tracks (no, I didn't do that) - but she was one unhappy lady bug. With fangs and bloodlust and the ability to levitate.

We survived (and so did Bea!). According to Anita Sethi, Ph.D. from Parenting.com:

Your child screams when he/she doesn't get things right away because he/she has no understanding of time and little reason to believe that another way might work.

Anita shared four great tips, some of which we've tried and will continue to try:

  • Show some empathy. Try something like "I know, you don't want your diaper changed." He won't understand the words, but he'll understand the tone of your voice and actions.
  • Try a new kind of distraction. If jingling keys and making funny faces aren't cutting it, a song can soothe, as can a little back rub or a change of scenery.
  • Keep calm. Sometimes babies throw tantrums because they're overstimulated, so taking a break from all your make-the-baby-smile tricks might actually help.
  • Stay a step ahead. If you know your baby is fascinated with the TV remote, make sure it's out of sight. If he screams in the high chair, let him eat with a lovey on the tray (more laundry for you, but less screaming!).

Otherwise, me need more wise magic! Year 2 is upon us.


4 comments:

  1. I'm sorry, I can't remember that far back. THANK GOD! I have no magic for you. Just keep the wands out of the way when Bea melts down. I know the "terrible twos" passes because I lived through it twice and I'm still here (hair grayer, a little more exhausted). Just remember, the twos can be a magical time, too. She's growing up!

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  2. Thankfully we have not had to deal with these....much. Bella somehow decided she much preferred to give us the evil eye...which I think I appreciate much more...I think!

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  3. hahah ... I SO remember those days. Add to the normal terrible two year that my ex and I split up and it wasn't the BEST time of our life. My favorite time when he was younger was when he was 5-7 ... they are developing so much as their own people then. Although to be honest .. every year has been awesome with a side of frustration/stress/learning.

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  4. Braden throws terrible tantrums. He throws his head back and screams. It is sometimes funny how he has so easily developed and perfected this skill.

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