Oh my gosh, we bought the coolest baby scoobie! The Graco soothing swing dealie-bob. Kimberly helped us put it together (along with the stroller and the jogging stroller – thank you).It's got baby gadgetry of song and vibration, color and light. What else does Baby B need?
A bean bag and a lava lamp? Sweet.
This past Easter we went to Babies R Us first time. It was like stepping out of a spaceship onto a planet with extremely heavy gravity; I became a shorter, stouter man that sucked his thumb and spoke with a Gungan accent.
And so begins the acquiring of all things baby. In fact, this weekend we set up the crib and bassinet. I did it with minimal cursing and berating of inanimate objects. Baby B thanked me by flipping over and pushing on Mama A’s bladder. Then mine.
